my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
(via humorking)
dickdjames:
One of my professors is famous for one of his one-line poems entitled "Premature Ejaculation." It goes like this: "I'm sorry, this poem is already finished."
One of my professors is famous for one of his one-line poems entitled "Premature Ejaculation." It goes like this: "I'm sorry, this poem is already finished."
Beautiful
